Any Occasion Card Alan Partridge & Susan

Get your Castrol GTX funeral bomber jackets out and get ready to woo the Susan in your life with this BBC second series worthy card. 

Whether you plan on a romantic meal in the travel tavern, a trip out to Longstanton Spice Museum or just a leasurly walk round an owl sanctuary, be sure to make that special someone feel even more special with this card.

So stop being a dosser and a dwad & add to basket immediately, the girl who drew it clearly has talent. 

Our cards are A5 and come directly to you in a 'DO NOT BEND' envelope so your postie is aware they are transporting precious cargo. An envelope as well as your card will be inside, all ready for you to add your personal finishing touch to, all you need to do then is slap your tongue round the envelope flap and stick it down or tuck it in if you're not a tonguer and you're good to go.